Thursday, May 8

5 Things Women Are Always Asked To Hush Up


1. MENSTRUATION

Hi, I'm on my period. My vagina bleeds for an average of five days every month, until or unless I am carrying a baby in my womb or I'm incapable of carrying one. Why do we have to hide that we are menstruating? Why do the mothers have to tell their young girls to stay home or not go close to men or even family members or a male sibling in that case? This is how nature created us, so that we could reproduce and have carefree sex days marked on the calender. We don't need to wrap up the tampon packet in a newspaper or a black plastic bag. We're not ashamed of being how mother nature created us. You shouldn't be either. P.S. The carefree sex days part is fine; still use rubber. Respect your body enough to protect it first.

2. BUYING LINGERIE

Hello men. Let us get this straight. You wear underwear (or you don't), we do too.  Stop defining us with the size. The bigger breasts, the better? A size 42 is good; no thank you. Would you want to carry two heavy mounts of flesh on your chest? Good. We neither. No, we won't be embarrassed if a known male spots us buying lingerie. "Calm your tits down,bro." We know you digg that shyt.

3. SWEARING

Well hello, we can rock PRADA and still kick a butt-face mother-fucker in his crotch when he tries to feel our ass up in a crowded club. Don't be like good girls don't swear and shit. We know how much you love being abused in the bed, so shut the fuck up and let us behave in our Louboutins.

4. BEING TOPLESS

Men go around topless showing off the skin and it doesn't even matter if they have a gigantic pot belly. Eeewwk. Bitch please, let us enjoy being in our skin and love our flaws. We'll take care of that. Bra or without bra, we still have breasts and it controls you. Let us move around comfortably in our skin and maybe flex a muscle or two. 

5. SEX

Oh woah, the three letter bomb. If a woman was overheard saying the three magical letters, voila, instant slut. Why can a man go around exploring his sexuality, 'conquering' women and all a woman does is 'throwing herself onto' someone. Let us explore our options and choose who we love and who we enjoy hooking up with for a night.  Yeah, we differentiate good/ bad sex too, if you didn't know already.

9 comments:

  1. Too good, these taboo screw the feeling of being ME.
    6th should be dual meanings, porn! Typical No No for women still.

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  2. HAHA, I'm gonna add that next time.
    Cheers to being women!

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  3. Laughing my tits out at "we still have breats and it controls you" :D
    Oh I love you Vidya.

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  4. How about talking in innuendos. I have had many a guys stare at me because I was with my girls, laughing my ass off at some dirty joke. If they can laugh at a dirty joke, so can we. How dare they expect us to be sexually open, and still not expect us to get a "That's what she said" joke? :P

    Love You V.!! <3

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    1. HAHAHA, my guy friends send me the dirtiest of messages and laugh it out loud because I think it's hilarious. stereotypes, stereotypes everywhere. :D

      love back. xx

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  5. Too good.... Thumps up :)) (y)

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